Sir William Norris, 1st Baronet was an English diplomat and politician who sat in the House of Commons from 1695 to 1701. He was also a servant of the East India Company, and served as ambassador to the Mogul Emperor Aurangzeb. The family name is sometimes spelt Norres or Norreys.
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{"fact":"Retractable claws are a physical phenomenon that sets cats apart from the rest of the animal kingdom. I n the cat family, only cheetahs cannot retract their claws.","length":163}
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{"fact":"Both humans and cats have identical regions in the brain responsible for emotion.","length":81}
{"fact":"According to a Gallup poll, most American pet owners obtain their cats by adopting strays.","length":90}
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