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The Dakar-Gorée Swim also known as the Dakar-Gorée Crossing is an annual open water swimming race event between the beach of Dakar and Gorée island, first held in 1985. The competition is split into a 4500 m race for amateurs and a 5200 m course. The 2020 edition was cancelled due to the COVID-19 epidemic. This sporting event is very popular in Senegal and is unique in West Africa.
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