{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a cow with no legs?","punchline":"Ground beef!","id":56}
{"slip": { "id": 55, "advice": "Do not seek praise, seek criticism."}}
{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?","punchline":"They say he made a mint.","id":88}
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{"slip": { "id": 204, "advice": "The best nights out are when people around you are simply having fun."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What's blue and not very heavy?","punchline":"Light blue.","id":265}
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Diamond Springs is a census-designated place (CDP) in El Dorado County, California, United States. It is part of the Sacramento–Arden-Arcade–Roseville Metropolitan Statistical Area. The population was 11,037 at the 2010 census, up from 4,888 at the 2000 census. The town is registered as California Historical Landmark number 487. It lies at an elevation of 1791 feet.
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