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Jajah was a VoIP provider, founded by Austrians Roman Scharf and Daniel Mattes in 2005. The Jajah headquarters was located in Mountain View, CA, USA, and Luxembourg. Jajah maintained a development centre in Israel. On 23 December 2009, it was announced that Jajah had been bought by Telefónica through its subsidiary Telefónica Europe. In December 2013, Telefónica announced that Jajah would shut down at the end of January 2014.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Ernst Biberstein","displaytitle":"Ernst Biberstein","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q64828","titles":{"canonical":"Ernst_Biberstein","normalized":"Ernst Biberstein","display":"Ernst Biberstein"},"pageid":10980794,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/06/Ernst_Biberstein_at_the_Nuremberg_Trials.PNG/330px-Ernst_Biberstein_at_the_Nuremberg_Trials.PNG","width":320,"height":435},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/06/Ernst_Biberstein_at_the_Nuremberg_Trials.PNG","width":882,"height":1200},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1278315316","tid":"19e56773-f6cc-11ef-b4b7-77e2e1a9d66e","timestamp":"2025-03-01T18:36:34Z","description":"SS officer (1899–1986)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernst_Biberstein","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernst_Biberstein?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernst_Biberstein?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ernst_Biberstein"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernst_Biberstein","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Ernst_Biberstein","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernst_Biberstein?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ernst_Biberstein"}},"extract":"Ernst Emil Heinrich Biberstein was an SS-Obersturmbannführer, member of the SD and \ncommanding officer of Einsatzkommando 6. He was born Ernst Schzymanowski or Szymanowski.","extract_html":"
Ernst Emil Heinrich Biberstein was an SS-Obersturmbannführer, member of the SD and \ncommanding officer of Einsatzkommando 6. He was born Ernst Schzymanowski or Szymanowski.
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