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The Coast Is Clear is the fifth studio album by American country music artist Tracy Lawrence. It produced five singles: \"How a Cowgirl Says Goodbye\", \"Better Man, Better Off\", \"The Coast Is Clear\", \"One Step Ahead of the Storm\" and \"While You Sleep\". Though the first two singles charted at #2 and #4 on the country chart, respectively, the title track was the first single of Lawrence's career to fall short of the Top Ten. \"While You Sleep\" missed the Top 40 entirely, and \"One Step Ahead of the Storm\" failed to chart at all. Lawrence did not release another studio album until Lessons Learned, in 2000.
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The Increa Park is a green area in communal ownership in the south-west part of Brugherio, in Lombardy. Inside the Italian park is a large lake and the remains of the Increa Quarry, which gives its name to the park. This park is part of a larger national park called Parco Est delle Cave. It borders Cernusco sul Naviglio and it is near Milan's eastern bypass road. It covers about 33 hectares.
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