{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}
{"slip": { "id": 161, "advice": "You have as many hours in a day as the people you admire most."}}
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Wang Kai is a Chinese politician currently serving as the governor of Henan. Previously he served as the party chief of Changchun, the capital of northeast China's Jilin province. He entered the workforce in October 1983, and joined the Chinese Communist Party in December 1984.
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Pacoa is a Department Corregimiento located in the Vaupés Department, Republic of Colombia its head town is the town of Buenos Aires. After spending almost 9 years kidnapped by the Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia (FARC) Police sub-intendant Jhon Frank Pinchao escaped in the territory of Pacoa.
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